He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
This is the high leading the old right now
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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