Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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