everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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