I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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