There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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