I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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