There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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