i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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