i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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