i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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