What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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