I skipped work to stalk him.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
this hospital has no fireball
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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