you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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