You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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