is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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