I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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