Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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