let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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