Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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