Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
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