Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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