I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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