So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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