i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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