awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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