Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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