i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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