I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
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