i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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