If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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