When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
