I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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