Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
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My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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