I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
50% drunk capacity currently
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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