I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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