respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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