Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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