How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Actions speak louder than pants.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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