She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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