he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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