dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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