Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Randomize
