You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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