Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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