thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
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