i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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