You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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