Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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