i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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