I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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