I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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