i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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